"I feel fat today. Do I look it?"

O.k. I say this ALOT!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe even once or twice a day to be honest. Anyway, most women in their lifetime has said this or something similiar to this. I don't think I can ever remember saying "I feel so skinny today!" HA
So what I want to say is... why is it always women who talk about this issue. You never hear a man say, "Honey, I feel so fat and bloated today. Do I look fat in these jeans?" "should I change?" HA Why is this?