God, my family, my creative writing teachers, People Magazine, US Weekly and most of all ...My JustJill Fans!!!
So how does that sound? I have been practicing. Ha Seriously though, without my fans my website might be just Awesome instead of Totally Awesome! I love to post things and then see how my "commenter's" react. I can really get you guys fired up over simple things like CVS vs Walgreens! Sexual tension between two of you. Won't mention any names. :) But really ...I have lots to say about nothing but then you (my fans) will start something then I have more to write about!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
To my friend...TCO
Got home last night and to my surprise there was a kind gift from TCO!!! Thank you sooo much! Can't wait to use it! You did not have to do that though. It was my pleasure to help you guys out. :)
Day 4, Week 3
Here is the man in charge:
Doesn't he look like his dad with his hands in his pockets?
Doesn't he look like his dad with his hands in his pockets?
Big Bucks Daddy
I have overheard Dana tell people that he has to carry around an extra $500.00 just in case today is the day that I end up in jail. I haven't done anything illegal just yet. What is he talking about?
No I haven't COMPLETELY lost it
The Walgreens/CVS blog cracks me up. Seriously! It's just a picture of both signs but you should see the people's faces that watch me take the pictures of CVS and Walgreens! Too funny!
CVS vs. Walgreens
CVS has Gatorade on sale for $.99
Walgreens is having a special on vitamins. Buy one get one
Walgreens is having a special on vitamins. Buy one get one
Today is the day!
Lots of things are happening today. Today is the 15th of April...which of course is tax day...but today is the day for MC!!! No, not MC Hammer, but Mariah Carey. Her CD is out today for you big Mariah fans! I think I have used the word "today" way too much in this blog. Sorry. Also...today you can go to Walgreens and get 15 FREE 4x6 prints! Tell them JustJill sent ya. HA You can also download Mariah's new song on itunes. Guess that's it!
Monday, April 14, 2008
The Poet Among Us
Wow! We do have a poet who just doesn't know it!
You're so funny, now hand over your money!
Tell us your name...or is it too lame?
Should I guess or would that put you in a mess?
Are you a man? Do you have a tan?
Take off your clothes and please wipe your nose.
If you're too shy...please don't lie
JustJill will figure you out, so you had better just come on out!
You're so funny, now hand over your money!
Tell us your name...or is it too lame?
Should I guess or would that put you in a mess?
Are you a man? Do you have a tan?
Take off your clothes and please wipe your nose.
If you're too shy...please don't lie
JustJill will figure you out, so you had better just come on out!
Talk about Diva Material!
Check her out! Is that Nicole Richie or Lisa Thias? Boy...her hubby is one lucky man! 
Diva, Diva, Diva
No I am not talking about myself...I am talking about Miss M.C. !!! For those of you who don't know who that is....it is Mariah Carey! I have loved her since I was a junior in high school. Seriously. She is on Oprah right now and she is a total diva. Not always in a good way...but she definitely flaunts her stuff if you know what I mean. What an amazing voice! She is talking about her diet and what she eats or doesn't eat. Oprah just said that Mariah has broken Elvis's record! Unreal. I feel like her music grows with me. It's not like she is Hannah Montanna and I am still trying to listen to "young pop stars" music. Mariah is in her 30's, like myself, and so ...o.k. that is enough info on Mariah. Gotta get the pizza out of the oven. I will be back cause I have lots to report today!
Dash anyone?
I am dead serious about going to lunch at The Ivy, shopping at Dash and Intuition this summer. I think it should be a "business" trip cause it all falls under my blog. Who agrees? They don't know me yet in LA so I am safe without a bodyguard but I may need someone else to go just to take pics of me in front of these stores and as a backup paparazzi photographer just in case we spot two celebrities at once! Applications can be sent to jdanajill@aol.com or you can place it here on www.justjilljohnson.blogspot.com
Thongs...Hit or Miss?
This blog is to my reader that asked a fashion question and whether it was a hit or a miss. I am so excited about being asked a fashion question! Thanks for putting your trust in me.
O.k. I don't care how cute and adorable you are...the thong that you can see is a MISS!!! So tacky and distasteful...especially if you are hosting a party. Thongs that you can see even if you bend over by mistake and it rides up...still a miss! Tacky...tacky...tacky. No class! Hope this helps.
O.k. I don't care how cute and adorable you are...the thong that you can see is a MISS!!! So tacky and distasteful...especially if you are hosting a party. Thongs that you can see even if you bend over by mistake and it rides up...still a miss! Tacky...tacky...tacky. No class! Hope this helps.
Ambassadors Meeting
Well yesterday Karmen and I went to her monthly People to People meeting. I came home with a terrible headache. All of that traveling talk and everything we need to do, etc. gives me a bad bad headache. I get excited and then I get sad. Kim, Karmen's leader, was saying that next months meeting they will get their official pin and have a little ceremony. She said that some parents get emotional over that so be prepared. So I am thinking ...does that mean I need to stay home? I am already emotional! It will be her final meeting before their Bon Voyage Party. I can't believe it. When all of this first started it was like September and June seemed so far away. They have their own website and it is counting down the days,hours, minutes until departure. We found out that they will be traveling to Paris first and then London second. We kinda thought it would be the other way around...so I need to change my plane ticket cause I was just going to happen to be on a little vacation myself those two weeks. HA Just Joking Karmen! It truly is an honor for her to do this and to represent the United States. It is alot of work though. I guess that is why you get college/h.s. credit for it. She has homework every month, projects, community service, tests, etc. It is not all fun and games. Just wanted to say all of that and get it off my chest.
Of course every story that I tell leads into Hollywood somehow. :) On the way home from Nashville, Karmen and I were talking about her project that is due next month. They had to pick a topic that had to do with London or Paris. It could be food, culture related, museum, etc. You get the idea. So I mentioned fashion! Paris! Supermodels! Boutiques! Runways! So Karmen liked that idea and I can't wait to get started! Oops...I mean, Karmen can't wait to get started. HA Remember when Lauren and Whitney went to Paris?? O.k. enough.
Of course every story that I tell leads into Hollywood somehow. :) On the way home from Nashville, Karmen and I were talking about her project that is due next month. They had to pick a topic that had to do with London or Paris. It could be food, culture related, museum, etc. You get the idea. So I mentioned fashion! Paris! Supermodels! Boutiques! Runways! So Karmen liked that idea and I can't wait to get started! Oops...I mean, Karmen can't wait to get started. HA Remember when Lauren and Whitney went to Paris?? O.k. enough.
Commenting on the Comments
Just need to straighten up a few things before we start our daily blogs. I TOTALLY love the person who wrote about the "donation" to JustJill for amusing all of you JustJill fans! That was awesome! What a great idea! This blog is really more work than I thought. Paparazzi, gas in the car, downloading pics, keeping up with all the latest in Seymour and in Hollywood. But it is all worth it when my TRUE fans support me.
O.k. now about the rockin party. Sometimes I may exaggerate a tiny tiny bit...but that is just to make some stories more enjoyable. BUT the whole bodyguard story is true! Did you see that picture that I posted? They were after me! They stuck together the whole time and I overheard them say all of that. Please watch out for those two!
O.k. now about the rockin party. Sometimes I may exaggerate a tiny tiny bit...but that is just to make some stories more enjoyable. BUT the whole bodyguard story is true! Did you see that picture that I posted? They were after me! They stuck together the whole time and I overheard them say all of that. Please watch out for those two!
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Another thing....
I guess they thought it would be funny to not tell JustJill the theme of the rockin' bday party. So I show up dressed normal and.. well, they wore this...
Duty has called!!!
Dana told me to post this picture. I first said that I felt kinda bad about posting the two women who were trying to kill me. He said it was my duty to print the news. I have to agree. It goes with the territory. Fame is not all it cracks out to be.
Let me explain about blogging
For those of you who don't know how to blog...try to remember where you ended and then start there and go up. If you read the first blog you see when you get on my site...you may or may not understand everything or get my little jokes. Just F.Y.I.
How my life has changed
I've been doing JustJill for how many weeks now? Not that many when you realize how fast my life has changed. Deep down I knew JustJill would be a hit but I had NO idea how fast all of this would happen. I thought well my close friends might read it every once in awhile and maybe someone my comment once a week or something. BUT...it has been a whirlwind of publicity, requests and comments. I have bloggers (fans) that make requests, want their pictures posted (cause they want fame themselves) and people are truly opening up and letting JustJill know how they truly feel. It has been awesome! Kinda scary at times too. I have mentioned that maybe I need to hire some people for me. Someone to answer the phone, open up fan mail, drive the paparazzi around town, etc. I wasn't expecting to have to hire a bodyguard though. This is where it gets a little scary. People who I have always trusted, thought very highly of, trust them with my kids at school,....etc. These are supposed to be professional people! Last night, I feared for my life! I went to this rockin bday party and these women asked if they could pick me up and we could all ride together. I thought, "Sure!". It was all a scheme. They were trying to steal my camera, my ideas, everything! They watched me very closely the whole night and even questioned my daughter on some things. Always in the corner of my eye...I would see them "talking" about what they were going to do with my body on the way home. I heard words like "Ditch, dirt, nobody will ever know, you hold the wheel and I will push"....stuff like that! What am I going to do? I will post their picture later so you can see them!
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Bad bad neighbor
I have been thinking about this JustJill topic for several days and then when I saw it in the paper again....I JUST had to talk about it! This one JUST couldn't pass me by.
This is in the Classifieds and has been for several days. First Ithought it had to be a misprint (cause even the best of us make misprints every once in awhile! :) ) BUT...then I looked it up two more times during the week and it still read the same. Check this out!...
PETS AND SUPPLIES
Two beautiful well-behaved cats. Neighbor trying to kill. Litter-box trained.
OMG!!! Can you believe that? The neighbor is trying to kill your poor cats? Get them out of there....and FAST!
Hey...which reminds me....wonder if they guy who was digging on Lasher Drive is the neighbor who is wanting to kill the cats and then will bury them. Hmmmm.....
Maybe my next job should be a private investigator?
This is in the Classifieds and has been for several days. First Ithought it had to be a misprint (cause even the best of us make misprints every once in awhile! :) ) BUT...then I looked it up two more times during the week and it still read the same. Check this out!...
PETS AND SUPPLIES
Two beautiful well-behaved cats. Neighbor trying to kill. Litter-box trained.
OMG!!! Can you believe that? The neighbor is trying to kill your poor cats? Get them out of there....and FAST!
Hey...which reminds me....wonder if they guy who was digging on Lasher Drive is the neighbor who is wanting to kill the cats and then will bury them. Hmmmm.....
Maybe my next job should be a private investigator?
Nightly News
o.k. I guess that Monday's Nightly News will be the best. They will put all the happening stuff that went on Friday and Sat.
I have just a few things to post tonight:
Utility problem involving subject who was digging and hit a gas line, 500 block Lasher Drive, 6:09 p.m.
(Why was this person digging? Was he/she digging something up or trying to dig to bury something? Hmmmm...)
Traffic hazard involving a highway sign that blew into traffic, 1600 block East Tipton Street, 5:48 p.m.
( ya think?)
Property damage wreck involving a truck in the donation drivethrough at Goodwill, 1007 W. Brown St., 4:02 p.m.
(wouldn't that suck?!! Poor guy was just draggin is wife's junk to the Goodwill and then has a wreck! That will be the LAST garage sale that they ever do!)
I have just a few things to post tonight:
Utility problem involving subject who was digging and hit a gas line, 500 block Lasher Drive, 6:09 p.m.
(Why was this person digging? Was he/she digging something up or trying to dig to bury something? Hmmmm...)
Traffic hazard involving a highway sign that blew into traffic, 1600 block East Tipton Street, 5:48 p.m.
( ya think?)
Property damage wreck involving a truck in the donation drivethrough at Goodwill, 1007 W. Brown St., 4:02 p.m.
(wouldn't that suck?!! Poor guy was just draggin is wife's junk to the Goodwill and then has a wreck! That will be the LAST garage sale that they ever do!)
What a nice girl
Here is Miss Mallory Thias! The paparazzi was out tonight and she was spotted at this hot rockin' bday party! 
Day "3" of pool construction
O.k. even though it has been like over two weeks since we started the pool...we are really officially only on day 3 cause of all the rain.
I know this looks like the last pics that I posted but they really have done some different "dirt" work.
Massage
Went last night to get a hot stone massage. It was great and I thought it might help me sleep. It didn't.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Sleep tight
Guess I should try to go to bed. I need my sleep so I can go out in the morning. I hear there may be some paparazzi in town.
Nightly News
Not anything exciting in tonight's Nightly News. Bummer. I think tomorrows pape will be rockin'!!!
Don't be shy
I have only had a couple of my readers give me their "code" name. I think it would be great if when you comment...put your real name, your code name or your stripper name on the site. If it is something you want to say but you don't want anyone else to know...then leave it anonymous. You guys all have very good comments and I want to give credit to where credit deserves. This is totally optional so you don't HAVE to do it.
Just ask JustJill
Good evening! Just was thinking about something and thought I would run it by ya. You know how sometimes I write things and then I ask what the JustJill readers think? Well just wanted to let you all know that if you ever have a question that you would like for me to answer or give advice on...just leave it on the comment page. I always check that so I won't miss it. Ask away if you want! It can be about ANYTHING! I am pretty knowledgable on most subjects. Ha
Thank you
I have to thank some of my readers tonight for being so nice to me. Kicking peoples @#% for me....agreeing with me regarding the Hits and Misses...etc.
JustJill fans are the BEST! Rock on! That is totally sick!
(everyone remembers what "sick" means...right?)
JustJill fans are the BEST! Rock on! That is totally sick!
(everyone remembers what "sick" means...right?)
Hit or Miss?
O.k. you JustJill bloggers...let's see how you would rate these outfits. Are they a hit or a miss? You decide....
I like Lauren and I think she is pretty but I think the black pants are a miss. Top is a Hit.
I believe that Kim's dress is a miss.
I LOVE Nicole and I think most of the time she is a Hit. Her jeans are looking a "little" mommish. Is that a word?
Nicole again....definitely a hit!
Vanessa is HOT! She is a hit!
I like Lauren and I think she is pretty but I think the black pants are a miss. Top is a Hit.
I believe that Kim's dress is a miss.
I LOVE Nicole and I think most of the time she is a Hit. Her jeans are looking a "little" mommish. Is that a word?
Nicole again....definitely a hit!
Vanessa is HOT! She is a hit!
O.k. you JustJill bloggers....let's see how you rate these outfits. Is it a Hit or a Miss???....you decide....
No People?
I can't believe you didn't receive your People magazine in the mail TCO!!!
I hate to ask ...but did you pay??? You do have to pay for your subscription if you want it delivered to your mailbox. The mailman stopped coming to your mailbox because you guys are always on vacation!
I hate to ask ...but did you pay??? You do have to pay for your subscription if you want it delivered to your mailbox. The mailman stopped coming to your mailbox because you guys are always on vacation!
Sorry
I just have so much to say today! I am going to give you a break though. BUT...look forward to my newest section of JustJill "Hit or Miss" and also "Eleven year olds going to Middle School". Oh...and "Choir or Band." That is a big topic!
So excited!
I have hit it big! I had someone say that they missed reading the Nightly News last night! Wooo Hooo!
I didn't know this would happen so soon. I might need to hire someone to read all my fan mail, start up my own JustJill clothing line (L.C. take that!) and take all my phone calls. O.k. so maybe I am getting ahead of myself. I have only had one person say they missed the Nightly News...but still....how exciting!
I didn't know this would happen so soon. I might need to hire someone to read all my fan mail, start up my own JustJill clothing line (L.C. take that!) and take all my phone calls. O.k. so maybe I am getting ahead of myself. I have only had one person say they missed the Nightly News...but still....how exciting!
correction in my next blog
I have even had. Sorry I was so excited with the next blog that I misused a word....and there are alot of teachers who are JustJIll fans!
U.S. Weekly vs. People
This is a very important JustJill topic. I love Friday's (as so does "TTCO")cause I usually receive my People and US Weekly on this day. Now sometimes I will receive just People and won't get US Weekly until Sat. I have any had People come on Friday and US won't arrive until Monday! Well then I am ticked off! Just because I have been to Walmart or the grocery store and see it on the newstand! It just messes up my whole weekend. I know that seems silly to some but it is MAJOR to me (and to "TTCO"). O.k. but YESTERDAY I go out to the mailbox and guess what is in there???? US Weekly! It came on Thursday! That's o.k. too. As long as I don't see it in the stores before it arrives at JustJill's. O.k. here is another problem. When something MAJOR happens US Weekly and People put the same cover story out! I am not happy with this. I didn't subscribe to both magazines to open it up and have the same story, the same paparazzi pics, and the exact same photo on the outside! Come on! Let's have a little originality! Maybe I should move and get a job with one of the magazines??? I probably wouldn't get hired right away with either one of those. They are pretty bigtime. I bet the Star or the Enquirer would hire me first. Then I would move up to InTouch Weekly and then maybe People or US Weekly. O.k. I know this is alot of information to take in at once so I will not post anything else for at least 15 minutes.
Oh one more thing....the cover of US Weekly has Beyonce on the cover and it says, "All the Details INSIDE BEYONCE'S WEDDING!" then People says, "The Inside Story BEYONCE & JAY-Z's SECRET WEDDING!" So how do my JustJill fans feel about this topic?
Oh one more thing....the cover of US Weekly has Beyonce on the cover and it says, "All the Details INSIDE BEYONCE'S WEDDING!" then People says, "The Inside Story BEYONCE & JAY-Z's SECRET WEDDING!" So how do my JustJill fans feel about this topic?
People magazine
Received my People magazine today! For any of you who don't get out of the house any ...here is the cover:
How this works
I had a couple of suggestions regarding whether I am posting too much or not enough. If I post too many things, then I guess it "overwhelms" some people...but if I don't post enough then that doesn't work either.
Just Jill works like my brain works. Either I have a million things to say or I have nothing to say. I have been posting things that I think might "entertain" my readers...but I guess JustJill is all about everything and nothing. Does that make sense? Someone said, "3 times a day" ...well that doesn't always work out. I may have NOTHING to report until I get in my car and go "celebrity" hunting. Anyway...I hope this explains JustJill. Oh by the way...I have lots to say today!
Just Jill works like my brain works. Either I have a million things to say or I have nothing to say. I have been posting things that I think might "entertain" my readers...but I guess JustJill is all about everything and nothing. Does that make sense? Someone said, "3 times a day" ...well that doesn't always work out. I may have NOTHING to report until I get in my car and go "celebrity" hunting. Anyway...I hope this explains JustJill. Oh by the way...I have lots to say today!
Kenny P. has been here!
Kenny P. ......when I say that I feel like I am nicknaming him like P. Diddy, J.Lo, J.J. (that's me!)...J.T. o.k. you get the point. Anyway, he came over to talk pool talk. Nothing has been happening cause of the weather. BUT... we had some action yesterday! Whoo Hoo! Karmen saw me outside taking pictures and she said, "What are you doing Mom? You going to make a scrapbook of the pool construction? Are you going to take pictures everyday that they come?" Of course she said this disgustingly. I said, "Yep. Of course!" I did that with our pool on 6th Street but she was too little to care. Just Jill readers care...right?
Nightly News
I'm sure all of you JustJill fans are curious to why there wasn't any "Nightly News" posted last night. I looked at the paper and there wasn't too much excitement happening in Seymour. Karmen said, "Wait till Sat. and then you will have lots to report." There were a couple of harrassments, suspicious activities, theft...think someone stole something at CVS...but that's it!
To complain or not to complain...
that is the question!
I asked Dana yesterday if he got to read JustJill and he said, "Not really. I was very busy and you had too much on there for me to reply too." But a couple of days ago he said, "You need to update JustJill cause I am tired of talking about tan people." So what is a girl to do?
I asked Dana yesterday if he got to read JustJill and he said, "Not really. I was very busy and you had too much on there for me to reply too." But a couple of days ago he said, "You need to update JustJill cause I am tired of talking about tan people." So what is a girl to do?
Not So Nice
Well yesterday, I went into school to help Mrs. Kiel do a few things. I ran into the "not-so-nice" teacher in the teachers workroom. I didn't know who she was until after she left. O.k. I was trying to do a good deed by helping Mrs. Kiel copy papers, etc. There are other moms/ aides/ teachers that go in there all the time. There are two copiers in the workroom too. One is newer and that is the one that everyone wants! Then around the corner is the old one that most of them don't like. I have used it many times and I don't mind it. They all do the same thing anyway. Well, o.k., I broke the really nice one. Not really...it happens all the time. A paper got stuck and I opened that thing up and fixed it! Living with Dana has taught me how to fix things. (Aren't you so proud Dana?) But after I tore it apart and put it all together, spray painted it pink, put some crystals on it...and then it was working just fine. Well I had 24 copies of this one page that was copying on the "old" copier. Well I walk in there and the "not-so-nice" teacher is in there. She looks at me and says, "Are you copying these pages?"...I wanted to say "No dumba#$!" But I said nicely, "Yes I am." She then said, "Well how much longer is it going to be?" Then I wanted to say, "Don't know. I didn't take Copying 101 in college." but I didn't. I replied, "It's almost finished. It was like on copy 23 out of 24. So she said, "Well I hope so. I have kids in my class that I have to get back too". She didn't say it nicely at all. So then I said, "It's finished." I wanted to say, "Well if you were a little nicer then maybe a parent would help you one day. Plus maybe you should come in earlier or stay later and get those much needed important papers copied." What a grouch! There was another parent/helper in there who is soooo nice and never says anything about anybody. Well as soon as the not-so-nice teacher left....she let her have it! Too funny!
Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.
I guess I should explain by title. I was "Welcoming back" my friend, TTCO. That is his/her "code" name on here. I was singing in my head "Welcome Back"...you know...from Welcome Back Carter. Is that right? That old show with John Travolta on it. You guys are all singing it in your head right now aren't ya?
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Sing me a song
Calvin had his 1st grade mini-musical Monday night and then afterwards, Grandma and Grandpa took us to Rockford for dinner. (Just what I didn't need!) Of course I had my camera...and so I took this picture of Mrs. Kiel's parents house (for those of you who don't know...Mrs. Kiel is Calvin's teacher).
Neighbor's Job Title
Well I have had lots of people through the years and on JustJill aske me "What exactly does your neighbor do?" I am so loyal to my JustJill fans that I took my camera out last night and did some paparazzi shots of Rufen. This is what he does:
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I am so glad that I have me
I just re-read what I have written on the Nightly News. It makes me laugh! I think I am so funny...especially when I haven't had any sleep!
Oh wait a minute...it is 11:15 p.m....I better go look outside and see if there is any "suspicious activity" or any "suspicious vehicles" or any dogs on the loose...or a bicycle out front!!!!!!!!!
O.k. I am back. The only thing I saw outside was two "suspicious"men carrying black trash bags! I had better go call the police!
Oh wait a minute...it is 11:15 p.m....I better go look outside and see if there is any "suspicious activity" or any "suspicious vehicles" or any dogs on the loose...or a bicycle out front!!!!!!!!!
O.k. I am back. The only thing I saw outside was two "suspicious"men carrying black trash bags! I had better go call the police!
Nightly News
Anyone getting tired of the Nightly News portion of my blog? Well even if you are...I still LOVE it!
Check these out!
Male reporting that his wife battered him, 300 block Glenbrook Drive, 7:06 p.m.
(Wonder what he did to deserve that? Not take out the trash?)
Family fight between a mother and daughter, 200 block East Fifth Street,
6:59 p.m.
(Here we go again with these mother-daughter fights! Give me so much to look forward too)
Report of a "vicious" white boxer running people into their homes, 600 Block Beech Street, 5:13 p.m.
(Why do we miss all the good stuff?!! Nothing like that happens around here. Guess we need more excitement in this neighborhood)
Suspicious activity involving unknown problem at First United Methodist Church, 201 E. Third St., 3:15 p.m.
(Doesn't make much sense to me.)
Female reporting she laid her motorcycle down to avoid a dog in the street, Seventh Street and Indianapolis Avenue, 11:57 a.m.
(O.k. why was this one even reported? What's a girl to do with her motorcycle?)
Smell of ammonia, 400 block South O'Brien Street, 8:42 a.m.
(Who calls these in? Who cares if you smell ammonia?! Maybe someone was using it to clean. Listen to this.....Hello? 911? I am smelling ammonia. I need a police officer over here pronto!)
And last but not least....
Bicycle found in front of a female's house, 400 Block West Brown Street, 7:48 a.m.
(OH MY! Call 911 quick! There is a bicycle outside in front of our house! Lock your doors! )
Check these out!
Male reporting that his wife battered him, 300 block Glenbrook Drive, 7:06 p.m.
(Wonder what he did to deserve that? Not take out the trash?)
Family fight between a mother and daughter, 200 block East Fifth Street,
6:59 p.m.
(Here we go again with these mother-daughter fights! Give me so much to look forward too)
Report of a "vicious" white boxer running people into their homes, 600 Block Beech Street, 5:13 p.m.
(Why do we miss all the good stuff?!! Nothing like that happens around here. Guess we need more excitement in this neighborhood)
Suspicious activity involving unknown problem at First United Methodist Church, 201 E. Third St., 3:15 p.m.
(Doesn't make much sense to me.)
Female reporting she laid her motorcycle down to avoid a dog in the street, Seventh Street and Indianapolis Avenue, 11:57 a.m.
(O.k. why was this one even reported? What's a girl to do with her motorcycle?)
Smell of ammonia, 400 block South O'Brien Street, 8:42 a.m.
(Who calls these in? Who cares if you smell ammonia?! Maybe someone was using it to clean. Listen to this.....Hello? 911? I am smelling ammonia. I need a police officer over here pronto!)
And last but not least....
Bicycle found in front of a female's house, 400 Block West Brown Street, 7:48 a.m.
(OH MY! Call 911 quick! There is a bicycle outside in front of our house! Lock your doors! )
American Idol update
Watched American Idol last night and I really really liked the guy with the dreads and those dazzling blue eyes! He sang that song "Over the Rainbow"...he did the Hawaiian laid back version! LOVED IT. LOVED IT. LOVED IT.
Yo man
O.K. Listen up dog. This just wasn't one of your best performances. Your pitch was a little off and I just wasn't feelin' it. Dog, dog, dog...you need to step it up next week. It was the wrong song choice for you and it just didn't work man.
O.k. Paula, what did you think?
Well I loved it. I thought you sounded great. Maybe one of your best performances. Keep it up. I have total faith in you. Great job.
Simon?
Well...I thought it was horrific. I don't like your white jacket or your song choice. We have told you over and over that their are three things to remember in order to do well in this competition. Song choice, song choice and song choice. I just didn't like one bit of it. People are going to forget in two days what you sang. That is not good. I think this might be your last performance.
O.k. Paula, what did you think?
Well I loved it. I thought you sounded great. Maybe one of your best performances. Keep it up. I have total faith in you. Great job.
Simon?
Well...I thought it was horrific. I don't like your white jacket or your song choice. We have told you over and over that their are three things to remember in order to do well in this competition. Song choice, song choice and song choice. I just didn't like one bit of it. People are going to forget in two days what you sang. That is not good. I think this might be your last performance.
Caught ya!
I have learned my lesson. I should always have my camera ready cause you never know who you might find in town...
Nightly News
Hello there! There were so many good things to report last night ..that I just thought I would save it for this morning.
Here are a few of my favorites!
Out-of-control female juvenile, 200 block Marley Lane, 1:53 a.m. Female, 16, Seymour, was arrested as a runaway and for minor in possession of alcohol.
(First of all...a female that is out-of-control? Can you believe that? How many females do you know that is ever out-of-control? Just teasing...most females I know are usually out-of-control...especially at 16 years old!)
Suspicious activity involving lights that "keep going on and off," 200 block Central Avenue, 10:11 p.m.
(o.k. I need to tell you that I write this exactly how they are in the paper. Can you believe some of the things that they say? Why couldn't the paper just say, "suspicious activity"? Why do they have to make the person look like a fool in the paper? Now everyone is going to think that this person is either drunk, on drugs or believe in ghosts)
Family fight between a mother and a daughter, 200 block Birch Street, 9:59 p.m.
(Here again...why didn't they just say, "family fight"? All the poor girl wanted to do was go outside and hang out with her boyfriend. But nooooo.... the mom said it was bedtime)
Mother reporting that her son was in a "rage", 300 block South O'Brien St., 9:53 p.m.
(O.k. look at the time in the one above...the daughter was mad at 9:59 and this boy was mad at 9:53. All he wanted to do was to go out and see his girlfriend, but he couldn't. So then he called and told her and that is when the mother-daughter fight began)
Traffic offense involving a subject "doing doughnuts" in a parking lot, Oak and Pine Streets, 7:53 p.m.
(Who in the world would be doing doughnuts in a parking lot? Although I believe that my husband was gone around that exact time....)
Report of toddler playing in the roadway, Buckeye and McDonald streets, 7:38 p.m.
(Helloooo! Where are the parents? Were they the ones doing the doughnuts?)
Disorderly conduct involving a male subject following a female and three small children, Fourth Street, 6:42 p.m. The complainant told police the male was fighting with the female.
(Just leave the poor woman alone! She didn't have any more beer in the fridge and it was his turn to buy it)
Theft of a black leather sofa from the backyard of a residence, 826 S. Lynn St., 11:37 a.m.
(Why was there a leather sofa in the backyard to begin with?)
Kitchen fire, 633 Euclid Ave., 10:27 a.m.The fire was out on arrival by police and fire units.
(All she wanted was to surprise her husband with a nice home-cooked meal!)
Report of a neighbor harassing a male subject over an incident involving a ferret, 200 block East Brown St., 6:51 p.m.
(Why would anyone own a ferret and why would you get in a fight over one?)
Theft of a lighter by a female, Circle K, 2119 E. Tipton St., 3:32 p.m.
(How else was the girl going to light up her smokes?)
Report of someone purchasing a television with a bad check, 1200 block West Tipton St., 11:31 a.m.
(Where were the Thias's at during this time?)
Harassment involving a female who threw nails in the driveway of her ex-boyfriend, 400 block Cornerstone Avenue, 9:23 a.m.
(Well if he would just have hung those pictures like she asked him too..then this would not have happened!)
Last but not least...
Suspicious activity involving two male subjects with black trash bags acting suspicious, 600 block West Brown Street, 1:25 a.m.
(What more can you say about this one?)
Here are a few of my favorites!
Out-of-control female juvenile, 200 block Marley Lane, 1:53 a.m. Female, 16, Seymour, was arrested as a runaway and for minor in possession of alcohol.
(First of all...a female that is out-of-control? Can you believe that? How many females do you know that is ever out-of-control? Just teasing...most females I know are usually out-of-control...especially at 16 years old!)
Suspicious activity involving lights that "keep going on and off," 200 block Central Avenue, 10:11 p.m.
(o.k. I need to tell you that I write this exactly how they are in the paper. Can you believe some of the things that they say? Why couldn't the paper just say, "suspicious activity"? Why do they have to make the person look like a fool in the paper? Now everyone is going to think that this person is either drunk, on drugs or believe in ghosts)
Family fight between a mother and a daughter, 200 block Birch Street, 9:59 p.m.
(Here again...why didn't they just say, "family fight"? All the poor girl wanted to do was go outside and hang out with her boyfriend. But nooooo.... the mom said it was bedtime)
Mother reporting that her son was in a "rage", 300 block South O'Brien St., 9:53 p.m.
(O.k. look at the time in the one above...the daughter was mad at 9:59 and this boy was mad at 9:53. All he wanted to do was to go out and see his girlfriend, but he couldn't. So then he called and told her and that is when the mother-daughter fight began)
Traffic offense involving a subject "doing doughnuts" in a parking lot, Oak and Pine Streets, 7:53 p.m.
(Who in the world would be doing doughnuts in a parking lot? Although I believe that my husband was gone around that exact time....)
Report of toddler playing in the roadway, Buckeye and McDonald streets, 7:38 p.m.
(Helloooo! Where are the parents? Were they the ones doing the doughnuts?)
Disorderly conduct involving a male subject following a female and three small children, Fourth Street, 6:42 p.m. The complainant told police the male was fighting with the female.
(Just leave the poor woman alone! She didn't have any more beer in the fridge and it was his turn to buy it)
Theft of a black leather sofa from the backyard of a residence, 826 S. Lynn St., 11:37 a.m.
(Why was there a leather sofa in the backyard to begin with?)
Kitchen fire, 633 Euclid Ave., 10:27 a.m.The fire was out on arrival by police and fire units.
(All she wanted was to surprise her husband with a nice home-cooked meal!)
Report of a neighbor harassing a male subject over an incident involving a ferret, 200 block East Brown St., 6:51 p.m.
(Why would anyone own a ferret and why would you get in a fight over one?)
Theft of a lighter by a female, Circle K, 2119 E. Tipton St., 3:32 p.m.
(How else was the girl going to light up her smokes?)
Report of someone purchasing a television with a bad check, 1200 block West Tipton St., 11:31 a.m.
(Where were the Thias's at during this time?)
Harassment involving a female who threw nails in the driveway of her ex-boyfriend, 400 block Cornerstone Avenue, 9:23 a.m.
(Well if he would just have hung those pictures like she asked him too..then this would not have happened!)
Last but not least...
Suspicious activity involving two male subjects with black trash bags acting suspicious, 600 block West Brown Street, 1:25 a.m.
(What more can you say about this one?)
Rufen, Rufen, Rufen...
what are you doing home at 9:30 a.m.? Did you know that I was home alone and wanted to check up on me??? Did you look around and realize that we are the only two people home in our neighborhood? OR...did you just come home to use your computer so you could read JUSTJILL? Hmmmm....
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Miss me ?
Greetings to all of my JustJill bloggers! I haven't been on here cause I have been so busy with baseball, volleyball, picture developing, eating everything in sight, musicals, did I mention eating? Then I had a good friend tell me yesterday that she was missing JustJill. I told her I would get on here today but then Cole woke up sick. :( So this may be a quick blog.
I am hoping to do my Nightly News tonight also. Looked in the paper over the weekend and there wasn't much happening. Hopefully some good stuff will be in there tonight!
I am hoping to do my Nightly News tonight also. Looked in the paper over the weekend and there wasn't much happening. Hopefully some good stuff will be in there tonight!
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Tan People
As you may or may not know....I don't like tan people unless I am the one that is tan. I know that may sound selfish but it is true. Honesty is the best policy!
Didn't go on Spring Break this year as you may have read but I did have some friends who went. They were like, "It's sunny and 80 here! What are you up too?" WHO CARES! You just said it was sunny and 80! But I am over it now. Spring Break 08 has passed so I am o.k. O.k. o.k.?
BUT ...what about those people who come home from Spring Break...barely have enough time to unpack and they get packed up again for another vacation? Just makes my stomach churn. Let me know how all of you feel about this too.
Sad in Seymour
Didn't go on Spring Break this year as you may have read but I did have some friends who went. They were like, "It's sunny and 80 here! What are you up too?" WHO CARES! You just said it was sunny and 80! But I am over it now. Spring Break 08 has passed so I am o.k. O.k. o.k.?
BUT ...what about those people who come home from Spring Break...barely have enough time to unpack and they get packed up again for another vacation? Just makes my stomach churn. Let me know how all of you feel about this too.
Sad in Seymour
My daughter smiles!
WOW! My daughter actually has a smile! She went out last night with some friends and came home smiling! YEAH!
Friday, April 4, 2008
Nightly News...(one day behind)
I'm sorry my fans! I didn't get to post last nights nightly news. I love that I write this like there are millions of people reading it! HA
It's probably just me and Dana! HA Wasn't too much exciting stuff happening...
Report of two male juveniles starting a fire in a box car in Ewing, 7:01 p.m. Wednesday
(O.k. every male reading this has probably done this too...just didn't get caught)
Citizen dispute involving a female yelling profanities at a neighbor, 9900 block East Co. Rd. 360 W. Brownstown, 12:42 p.m.
(Remember the other night with the lady throwing the brick?)
Information concerning three males exposing themselves in the parking lot of a restaurant, 900 block E. Tipton, 12:40 a.m.
(Too much too drink and had to pee)
Runaway 16-year old female, no address listed, 6:31 p.m.
(Remember...bad day...female...on period)
Theft involving three shoplifters, Favorite Things, 3:15 p.m. Wednesday
(OMG! I was there right before it happened! I left around 2:45 to go pick up Cole! I always miss the good stuff!)
It's probably just me and Dana! HA Wasn't too much exciting stuff happening...
Report of two male juveniles starting a fire in a box car in Ewing, 7:01 p.m. Wednesday
(O.k. every male reading this has probably done this too...just didn't get caught)
Citizen dispute involving a female yelling profanities at a neighbor, 9900 block East Co. Rd. 360 W. Brownstown, 12:42 p.m.
(Remember the other night with the lady throwing the brick?)
Information concerning three males exposing themselves in the parking lot of a restaurant, 900 block E. Tipton, 12:40 a.m.
(Too much too drink and had to pee)
Runaway 16-year old female, no address listed, 6:31 p.m.
(Remember...bad day...female...on period)
Theft involving three shoplifters, Favorite Things, 3:15 p.m. Wednesday
(OMG! I was there right before it happened! I left around 2:45 to go pick up Cole! I always miss the good stuff!)
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Pregnant Man?
I have been anxious to watch Oprah today cause there was supposed to be a pregnant man on the show! Well...with my professional medical background...knew this was completely impossible! But why would Oprah keep saying that there was going to be a man on there who is actually carrying a baby! Leave it to Oprah to reel us in! Sucker! It is a guy...but he was born a girl. That explains it now. I feel like sometimes Oprah misleads us.
Ice Cream
Such a nice day yesterday! After Cole went to school, I ran up to Columbus to Sam's Club. Can you guess what is right around the corner from there? You guessed it! It was soooo good! Doesn't help my waistline though.
I got the cake batter ice cream with raspberries, bananas and strawberries mixed in. YUM!
I got the cake batter ice cream with raspberries, bananas and strawberries mixed in. YUM!
Missed another!
Congratulations to Steve Silver too! Steve, broker/owner of RE/MAX Professionals in Seymour, received the RE/MAX Platinum Club Award for outstanding sales performance in 2007 during a banquet in Indianapolis (here again ...where all the snooty people are)...on Feb. 23rd.
Congratulations Dr. Steve Sunbury!
I missed some very important "Nightly News" last night! Congratulations to Steve for being elected Vice President of The Indiana Veterinary Medical Association!!!
The installation of officers took place during the 124th annual meeting of the association in Indy (where all the snooty people go) on Jan. 26th.
The installation of officers took place during the 124th annual meeting of the association in Indy (where all the snooty people go) on Jan. 26th.
Camped OUT!!!
Well I camped out with the boys last night. It was a rough night. I didn't get much sleep though. I was afraid that the bugs, mosquitoes and squirrels were going to bother me. Oh wait a minute...we camped inside. I just felt really into nature! I will be sleeping in my bed tonight.
ATA
ATA has filed bankruptcy. So sad. They have cancelled all flights going out of Indianapolis. Employees are packing up their s#@! and walking out. Just FYI
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Someone say "Cheese!" Please!
With my new camera...either it has been raining or I have just been too busy to take some good pictures. So then on days like today, I have the camera out all day! My kids are so tired of getting their pictures taken and there is only so many different poses I can put our cats in.
Tiller, (our neighbor friend), was over tonight and I said "Hey everyone look at me and say cheese!". He gave me this look and said, "Why do you always have that camera in your hand?" I said, "I thought you moved Tiller!" He then said, "If I had moved ...then how in the world did I get here?" Good point. Anyway...he then said that he hates to get his picture taken and the only time he will smile for the camera is when it is school picture time. Well he wasn't kidding...
Everyone in bed?
I guess everyone is either in bed or just too busy to read Just Jill. :(
Well it is not going to stop me from writing about basicly nothing.
Well it is not going to stop me from writing about basicly nothing.
Nightly News
I love this title! I really cracked myself up last night posting the favorites out of the record book! I am going to try to do that every night for those of you that enjoy it also. I will always put underneath them what I really think what happened. Here are my favorites for tonight:
Welfare check from a male complainant who told police he believed he was being watched, 300 block South Airport Rd, 10:56 p.m.
(He must have been smoking some good stuff!)
Report of a neighbor throwing bricks at the female complainants dog, 200 block Johnson Street, 10:17 p.m.
(O.k. I do NOT approve of throwing bricks anywhere ...let alone a poor animal! BUT if the dog would have kept his trap shut then this wouldn't have happened!)
Problem involving a female juvenile who locked herself in her room, 200 block Birch Street, 10:14 p.m.
(Come on! She was on her period and her boyfriend just broke up with her! What would you do?)
Intimidation, no address listed, 10:12 p.m.
(No address listed...must have been some intimidation!)
Last but not least...
Report of a subject fleeing on a four-wheeler, Jackson and Scott Streets, Medora, 11:01 p.m.
(Dana wasn't even in Medora last night!)
Welfare check from a male complainant who told police he believed he was being watched, 300 block South Airport Rd, 10:56 p.m.
(He must have been smoking some good stuff!)
Report of a neighbor throwing bricks at the female complainants dog, 200 block Johnson Street, 10:17 p.m.
(O.k. I do NOT approve of throwing bricks anywhere ...let alone a poor animal! BUT if the dog would have kept his trap shut then this wouldn't have happened!)
Problem involving a female juvenile who locked herself in her room, 200 block Birch Street, 10:14 p.m.
(Come on! She was on her period and her boyfriend just broke up with her! What would you do?)
Intimidation, no address listed, 10:12 p.m.
(No address listed...must have been some intimidation!)
Last but not least...
Report of a subject fleeing on a four-wheeler, Jackson and Scott Streets, Medora, 11:01 p.m.
(Dana wasn't even in Medora last night!)
Ohnso
O.k. the name is so not as cool as DASH. The Kardashians took "dash" out of their last name and made it a store. With "Johnson" there isn't much to do with it. I will have to think about it more today and come up with something more "jazzy". Feel free to write in and give me some suggestions too!
I really want to go to Dash, Intuition and The Ivy for lunch. I would be soooo excited! I think I will look in to that today also. I wander if I can take that out of my Just Jill business account? Oh that's right...I don't have an account. Wander if Midway had anything that they needed in California that they could send me out there. Hmmm....
I really want to go to Dash, Intuition and The Ivy for lunch. I would be soooo excited! I think I will look in to that today also. I wander if I can take that out of my Just Jill business account? Oh that's right...I don't have an account. Wander if Midway had anything that they needed in California that they could send me out there. Hmmm....
Good morning?
Aloha! Had quite a bit to say yesterday so I will try and make this one short and to the point. Dana said he was busy yesterday and couldn't get caught up on JUST JILL. He briefly ran through it and said there was too much to read. Now any other day he spends his day at the computer and comments but I can't help it that he had to actually work yesterday and couldn't read everything that was posted. Do all of you other readers think I put too much on in one day? Should I try to limit myself or just go for it? Some days I have alot to say and some days I may have nothing to say. I guess you just have to take a chance.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Just Jill
Just Jill is going to give you some "Just Jill" important ,but not related to anything, kind of news. Did you catch all of that?
I LOVE reading the paper and seeing what is going on in Seymour. Let me tell you about a few...
INDIANA CAGE FIGHTING
APRIL 5TH (MAKE-UP DATE FOR THE BLIZZARD CANCELLATION!)
SEYMOUR; NATIONAL GUARD ARMORY
DOORS OPEN: 6:00P.M.
FIGHTERS ARRIVE: 5:00-7:00P.M.
BELL RINGS: 8:00P.M.
TO ENTER;
TICKET INFO:
DETAILS: 937-678-4435
SHOULD BE AWESOME!
ALSO LISTED UNDER INCIDENTS:
Family fight, first block Hillview Trailer Ct., 6:09 p.m.
(wander what they were fighting about? Dinner not being on the table?)
Complainant advising a suspicious male subject in a backyard, 800 block West Cross St., 3:57 a.m.
(o.k. look at the time. What in the world was someone doing up at that hour anyway?) (plus...what makes him suspicious?)
Telephone harassment, 9100 block East Foxhall Dr., 7:41 p.m.
(Hmmm...we get that all the time!)
They just keep getting better and better...please read on.
Suspicious activity involving a male subject taking pictures of a water treatment plant, 7100 block N Co Rd 760E, 11:34 a.m.
(OMG! I could be in the paper next for taking paparazzi pictures!)
Theft at CVS
(nope wasn't me)
My favorite:
Disturbance involving neighbors "knocking" on the male complainants walls, 1100 block East Oak Street, 9:23 p.m.
(They were having sex!)
I LOVE reading the paper and seeing what is going on in Seymour. Let me tell you about a few...
INDIANA CAGE FIGHTING
APRIL 5TH (MAKE-UP DATE FOR THE BLIZZARD CANCELLATION!)
SEYMOUR; NATIONAL GUARD ARMORY
DOORS OPEN: 6:00P.M.
FIGHTERS ARRIVE: 5:00-7:00P.M.
BELL RINGS: 8:00P.M.
TO ENTER;
TICKET INFO:
DETAILS: 937-678-4435
SHOULD BE AWESOME!
ALSO LISTED UNDER INCIDENTS:
Family fight, first block Hillview Trailer Ct., 6:09 p.m.
(wander what they were fighting about? Dinner not being on the table?)
Complainant advising a suspicious male subject in a backyard, 800 block West Cross St., 3:57 a.m.
(o.k. look at the time. What in the world was someone doing up at that hour anyway?) (plus...what makes him suspicious?)
Telephone harassment, 9100 block East Foxhall Dr., 7:41 p.m.
(Hmmm...we get that all the time!)
They just keep getting better and better...please read on.
Suspicious activity involving a male subject taking pictures of a water treatment plant, 7100 block N Co Rd 760E, 11:34 a.m.
(OMG! I could be in the paper next for taking paparazzi pictures!)
Theft at CVS
(nope wasn't me)
My favorite:
Disturbance involving neighbors "knocking" on the male complainants walls, 1100 block East Oak Street, 9:23 p.m.
(They were having sex!)
Bill
Bill is coming to town as you all know. Dana thinks he needs to get some money out of the bank and have it handy to get me out of jail. He thinks I may cause too much trouble tomorrow. We'll see.
Pool Boy application is closed
I gave everyone an equal and plenty amount of time to get their application or resume sent to me. I can't take any late applications. It is now open to Hot Girls!
Campground Johnson update
Yes the boys have their own bedroom with their own beds. They really like to camp though so they pretend that they are camping in the living room. That is about as close to camping as I will ever get! No flatscreen tvs though. Just flashlights and pillows. Budget. Remember the budget?
Life of Ryan
I've been missing him! I haven't seen the show in quite awhile. Just a little update to anyone out there that cares....Casey and Taylor broke up! So then Ryan , who is friends with Casey and Taylor, calls up Taylor and asks if she will go look at a house with him. She does...they are like best friends...but Casey gets mad at her for doing that. Hello! If I were Taylor I would be hanging out with HOTTIE Ryan and checking out these homes! His new line is coming out in Pacsun's! I shop their anyway...so I will be on the lookout for it! Of course then I will let you know. Dana thinks that Ryan's mom is hot! Gretchen. She is a pretty mom. I love that these boys still come to their mom and talk to her. I hope my boys do that when they are older.
Anything for my readers
Double dare me? You shouldn't have! Guess I need to get off the computer and read the newspaper. Someone is a little testy
Bill
O.k. I need some info about Bill!!! Does anyone know where and when the paparazzi needs to be out tomorrow???
Funny story...
I did take a picture of my spring purse, my Coach wallet and my pink phone! I will send it in a minute. First I want to tell you that YES my checks are as cute as my purse and accessories! I have had lots of people comment on how cute my checks are (when I am writing them at the store) and even two of them have actually wrote down the website! It is becoming apparent that being a celebrity is a hard job but somebody has to do it! HA
Thanks to the commenter that suggested that I deserved the Coach purse because of everything that I do for my family. Very sweet of you! What should I call you? Do you have a code name?
Also...no I do not have anything going on with the pool man.
I don't have anything to wear if I was to meet Bill Clinton. I would have to go shopping and it is that whole Budget thing again. Budget. I hate that word.
Thanks to the commenter that suggested that I deserved the Coach purse because of everything that I do for my family. Very sweet of you! What should I call you? Do you have a code name?
Also...no I do not have anything going on with the pool man.
I don't have anything to wear if I was to meet Bill Clinton. I would have to go shopping and it is that whole Budget thing again. Budget. I hate that word.
One request...
The Tall Cool One...has responded! I guess she tried the sloppy ponytail today and it didn't work so well for her. Any suggestions from my commenters? If you are asking for my advice...I will be happy to give it to you. When you want the sloppy ponytail you never look in the mirror. Actually it is best if you are in the car and driving...just throw it in a ponytail. It will look awesome!
Well I better go for now...
Karmen wants to use the computer so I better go do something worthwhile. My living room has been turned into a campground and the whole house is a disaster! Don't be sad. I shall return with some new topics!
Spring Purse
I have been on the lookout for a new spring purse. Then a good friend of mine (which I keep everything confidential on my blog unless I get in writing that it is o.k.)...said she was looking for a fun new orange one! Well, I take that back...I have used Daphne's name, Spencer, Dana, Rufen...o.k. I have mentioned some names and some I have not. If you would rather me not give out your real name then please tell me. Also it would be nice to have a "fake or code name" for you though. That way my readers can keep everyone straight.
O.k. back to the purse...if you know me pretty well you know that I am a Coach girl. BUT...I can't always just buy Coach. It's that whole BUDGET thing again. I hate that word. Budget. So I went and bought a fun new Coach wallet and then looked around Seymour for my purse. That's fair...isn't it? So anyway...found a new spring purse and I am very happy with it! My Coach wallet matches it and so does my PINK phone! Yeah! Would anyone like a picture of it?
O.k. back to the purse...if you know me pretty well you know that I am a Coach girl. BUT...I can't always just buy Coach. It's that whole BUDGET thing again. I hate that word. Budget. So I went and bought a fun new Coach wallet and then looked around Seymour for my purse. That's fair...isn't it? So anyway...found a new spring purse and I am very happy with it! My Coach wallet matches it and so does my PINK phone! Yeah! Would anyone like a picture of it?
1 vote yes, 1 vote no
I have one yes and one no for the new quiz. I need a tie breaker so someone please speak up! Am I being too pushy? So sorry but I have to keep my fans happy and if they want a new quiz then by golly I have to do it!
Final Day for application
Today is the final day that I will accept applications for the pool boy. I have received NONE so I am thinking about going with a Pool Girl! No I am NOT a lesbian! I will not accept late applications either. If you can't be responsible enough to have them here on the right day...then you can not be responsible around the pool!
I know who you are!
There is only one person that I know that uses the word "funky" and watches The Hills! Also she notices teeth and messy ponytails...and thinks that is glam! We are way tooooo much alike! Scary!
April Fools!
Did everyone explain to their children that it was April Fools Day? You have to prepare them for stuff like that. It could ruin their day...maybe even their life! Karmen knew but I wanted to warn Calvin. I am really really good at examples and reenactments. I told him this morning that he should sit in his chair and while Mrs. Kiel is teaching...raise his hand and squirm around in his seat...and say, "Mrs. Kiel! I just peed my pants!" and this of course say..April Fools Day! He didn't go for it.
Quiz or no quiz?
So some people like the quizzes and some don't. Do you want me to make one up or not?
Curvy or plain?
O.k. I will give you some details regarding the slide! When we put our pool in on 6th Street we had it all set up for a slide. We never got around to it though cause I was always afraid that Calvin would break his neck on it. I mean...OMG!...have you seen those slides? You take a big chance just going up the stairs! Then when you get to the top of the slide you have to swing your legs around to sit down and could easily just fall off! So if you are lucky enough to make that obstacle...you go down the slide and then there is this big drop off! I would have to make everyone where a helmet if we had one of those! O.k....so now they do make them new and improved. The stairs and handles are much more sturdy and you can't fall through the cracks of each step. Does that make sense? Well I really wanted a big waterslide...kinda like what is at the city pool but it was over our budget. Budget. I hate that word. Anyway...I did pick out an AWESOME slide! Can't wait for you all to see it! That's all I am saying for now. I know you guys all are laughing when I talked about that slide. You know exactly what I am talking about...don't ya?
Leave Kenny P. alone!
Doesn't anyone know what TOP SECRET means? I mean...I put my whole life out there for everyone to read...isn't that enough? Can't a girl have one secret?
Audrina
Audrina is pretty but her mouth is weird. I don't know if it is her teeth or just the shape of her mouth. Also something about her eyes. Like maybe she is on drugs or something. I mean...I don't think she is...it just looks that way. Now Justin Bobby was definitely on something! I kinda miss him on the show. He made things interesting. Lauren said one time that he didn't like to kiss, he didn't call, he didn't bathe...etc. I haven't made up my mind yet about Lo. She needs to relax a bit. I like Lauren's hair though. Did you see her sitting in class? Just a low ponytail and kinda messy. I like that look. I can't wait to see their new house. Also I am a little mad that she didn't give Brody a hug when she saw him. Although I would be mad too if I was wanting him as my boyfriend and then I left for Paris (only for a week) and then he is now dating some model. Guys just don't get it!
Let me explain...
Let me tell you about my mornings and why sometimes I can get on the computer. We have been getting up a little earlier for some reason. Karmen usually wakes up around 6:30 and then wakes me up. I get up...put my tennis shoes on...(yes with my p.j.'s)...and then start the oven. Calvin hears that and gets up. He takes a bath cause it is like his morning coffee. I either make cinn. rolls, pancakes or toaster strudel for breakfast. Calvin gets out of the tub and they eat breakfast. We talk about our day and what the school is having for lunch. I usually do a little dance and make them laugh and then they are all ready for school around 7:30. I get on the computer around 7:45 or so. We get in the car around 8:05-8:10 and that is how our morning goes.
Where are you Sunshine?
I really just want to go outside and snap some pictures with my new camera! I am so tired of this rain! Today would be a great day to hold a baby. I don't know where that came from! I would love just to rock someone's baby.
Slow Computers!
They make me so mad! It takes forever to get online and they keep saying "We are so fast. We are the fastest online service." Blah blah blah. I want to walk in the room and it instantly be online! I know I have no patience.. so Dana..no need to write in and tell me "Patience Dear."
What is the true meaning?
What really goes on during Teacher In-Service anyway? You teachers out there can you please write to me and let everyone know what you do during these days? Thanks!
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