The Poet Among Us

Wow! We do have a poet who just doesn't know it!
You're so funny, now hand over your money!
Tell us your name...or is it too lame?
Should I guess or would that put you in a mess?
Are you a man? Do you have a tan?
Take off your clothes and please wipe your nose.
If you're too shy...please don't lie
JustJill will figure you out, so you had better just come on out!