Nightly News

Anyone getting tired of the Nightly News portion of my blog? Well even if you are...I still LOVE it!

Check these out!

Male reporting that his wife battered him, 300 block Glenbrook Drive, 7:06 p.m.
(Wonder what he did to deserve that? Not take out the trash?)

Family fight between a mother and daughter, 200 block East Fifth Street,
6:59 p.m.
(Here we go again with these mother-daughter fights! Give me so much to look forward too)

Report of a "vicious" white boxer running people into their homes, 600 Block Beech Street, 5:13 p.m.
(Why do we miss all the good stuff?!! Nothing like that happens around here. Guess we need more excitement in this neighborhood)

Suspicious activity involving unknown problem at First United Methodist Church, 201 E. Third St., 3:15 p.m.
(Doesn't make much sense to me.)

Female reporting she laid her motorcycle down to avoid a dog in the street, Seventh Street and Indianapolis Avenue, 11:57 a.m.
(O.k. why was this one even reported? What's a girl to do with her motorcycle?)

Smell of ammonia, 400 block South O'Brien Street, 8:42 a.m.
(Who calls these in? Who cares if you smell ammonia?! Maybe someone was using it to clean. Listen to this.....Hello? 911? I am smelling ammonia. I need a police officer over here pronto!)

And last but not least....

Bicycle found in front of a female's house, 400 Block West Brown Street, 7:48 a.m.
(OH MY! Call 911 quick! There is a bicycle outside in front of our house! Lock your doors! )