I am so glad that I have me

I just re-read what I have written on the Nightly News. It makes me laugh! I think I am so funny...especially when I haven't had any sleep!
Oh wait a minute...it is 11:15 p.m....I better go look outside and see if there is any "suspicious activity" or any "suspicious vehicles" or any dogs on the loose...or a bicycle out front!!!!!!!!!
O.k. I am back. The only thing I saw outside was two "suspicious"men carrying black trash bags! I had better go call the police!