Explaination of Rufen

Yes, I know that is not how he really spells his name but that is what my boys call him. I have another name for him...but I can't reveal it. It is just between me and him! :)
Anyway, he wanted me to explain what he was doing. He said that he was loading up his gun to shoot candy over to the Johnson kids. That is so not true. He was really trying to hurt us with golf balls! Can you believe that? And I thought he and his wife were in charge of this whole neighborhood watch. Saftey first. Be on the watchout. But why doesn't that pertain to him? Any comments?